Yeah, so I was driving down the usual road home after a drink with my friends (which I ended up speeding at around 120-130, poking another red Kelisa that just won’t let go) when I ended up at the end of the MRR2 bridge and the start of the MRR2 heading to Batu Caves, when I saw a BIG road block ahead. I slowed down and was hoping for it to be crime police (courteously letting the red Kelisa from earlier to be ahead of me now).
So whoppee… I see lots of white shirts at the block and got flagged to the side. I stopped by the road and was greeted by a traffic police officer quite nicely, and so the conversation begun.
Officer: Lesen memandu…
Me: (Took out my driving license and passed it to the gentleman)
Officer: Kerja apa?
Me: Boss, saya masih study
Officer: Kenapa speeding? You tau you speeding?
Me: Lewat ma..
Officer: Ha… Saya perlu bagi you saman ah. 300 ratus ringgit tau. Bukan murah.
Me: … hmmmm…. Bagi lo..
Officer: Bukan murah tau… 300 ratus…
Me: Bukan 100? Saya ingat 100.. (testing waters)
Officer: 100? Mana ada begitu murah? Sekarang parking illegal pun 70!
Me: Oh..
Officer: You mau saman ah? (pause) Atau mau tolong?
Me: Berapa you mau? (testing again)
Officer: Berapa you ada?
Me: (looked into my wallet) Saya ada 15 saje… Takda duit la
Officer: (gave me back my license) Tak pa la, tak pa la..
Me: So you mau 15 ah?
Officer: Tak pa la, saya tolong you la.. Pergi pergi..
Me: (he seemed to have forgotten about the fine…come on… what do you expect me to do?)
So I left. That was how it went, as accurate as I could remember. My only reasoning for him letting me go without a fine is that he’s not suppose to be there in the first place!
I didn’t exactly offer him a bribe, I was more than ready to accept the fine, but in the end, when I looked like I couldn’t give him enough to buy him that Ferrari when he’s retired, he lost interest in me and just asked me to leave. Shouldn’t he be giving me a fine if this whole road block was official? I still regret not seeing if he had those “Saya-Anti-Rasuah” badges on. That would be just hilarious.
I’m not complaining that I got off scott-free, but seriously, what in the world are policemen doing in the middle of the night blocking off roads and asking for bribes?
So have we gotten anywhere since 4 years ago? I guess not.
Another interesting story about our best friends in white
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